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Hey: What Am I Sitting On:
Mac And Cheese
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Today as a guest we have Ducky.
Elixa: How are you doing Ducky?
Ducky: Very good actually.
Elixa: Now put on the magic mask.
Ducky: OK. I don't see why you call it the "magic mask".
Elixa: Whatever.
Elixa: Now it's time to go to the:
Ducky: The Chair of Wonder?
Elixa: The secret item is: Mac & Cheese
Elixa: OK. You have 20 seconds to guess what the item is.
Elixa: Hint is: Squishy, yellow, and yummy.
1. Ducky: Cake
2. Ducky: Cheese
3. Ducky: Um, um , um
4. Ducky: Another hint?
Elixa: Yummy?
5. Ducky: Type of food?
6. Ducky: Cheese and crackers
7. Ducky: Chips and Salsa
8. Ducky: Um, um, um
9. Ducky: Oh!
10. Ducky: Mac & Cheese?
Elixa: Um. Good job. You are correct. Uh...... Ducky got it in 10 seconds.
Ducky: Oh ya, uh huh, I rock, you suck!
Elixa: Hehe? Thanks!
Hey, What Am I Licking:
Guitar
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Today as a guest we have the Co-Host!
Producer: So, how are ya?
Co-Host: Fine. Can we just get this over with?
Producer: Um... OK.
Producer: Time to put on your mask.
Co-Host: Yeppie. I'm so happy!!! Not really.
Producer: Now it's time to stand by the:
Co-Host: The Chair of Wonder?!
Producer: The secret item is: a guitar.
Producer: OK. Now you have 20 seconds to guess what you are licking.
Producer: Go!
1. Co-Host: Electric Guitar!
Producer: Um.... close?
2. Co-Host: Guitar?
Producer: Um... correct. She got it in 2 seconds.
Co-Host: Oh ya! Ducky and me rock! You suck!
Producer: (laughs) Um... ya?
Random Debate: Sun vs. Moon vs. Stars
Elixa: I am the Sun.
Lauren: I am the Moon.
Tinkerbell: I am the Stars up in the sky.
Elixa: The Sun is important because it gives us light.
Lauren: The Moon is important because it give us light at night.
Tinkerbell: The Stars are important because they support the Moon.
Elixa: If we didn't have Sun, crops won't grow and animals will die.
Lauren: The Moon takes away all your stress.
Tinkerbell: You can connect the stars and make a picture.
Elixa: The Sun is the brightest AND biggest star in the universe.
Lauren: If you look at the Sun, you will go blind. But if you look at the moon, nothing happens. You can look at it all night.
Tinkerbell: The stars and the smallest fireballs ever!
Elixa: Did you know our Sun is a big giant fireball?
Lauren: Did you know if the Sun ran out of gas our moon wouldn't shine ever?
Tinkerbell: If the Sun ran out of gas, then the stars could shine instead.
Elixa: Forget it! Sun is the best!
Lauren: No Moon!
Tinkerbell: Stars!
Elixa: Sun!
Lauren: Moon!
Tinkerbell: Stars!
Elixa: And that was our "Random Debate"!
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iCrush It:
Cookie Jar
What's in the cookie jar?
One way to find out:
CRUSH IT WITH A
SLEDGEHAMMER!
Elixa: Hey guys. This is iCrush It! Today the guest ( More like the person who will breaking it ) will be Tink, breaking the cookie jar.
Elixa: How are you Tink?
Tink: Fine. Now when do I start to CRUSH IT?!
Elixa: Right now!
Elixa: Now CRUSH IT!
Tink: OK. Here it goes:
BOOM!
Elixa: Good job Tink!
Elixa: At that was our: CRUSH IT!
Not the lame ones!
Hey guys! It's me Elixa! I'm gonna tell all you guys some funny jokes! As you know, they're not lame ones! OK Here it goes:
An alien comes to Earth to learn English. He turns on the TV and watches a girl singing a opera. The girl sings: ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME! So the alien says that. Then he changes the channel to a cooking one. Everyone is saying: KNIFE-KNIFE-KNIFE! So the alien says that. Then he changes it to a wrestling channel. The guy is saying: BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON! So the alien says it. Then he changes it to a electronics channel and everyone is saying: PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN! So then the alien says it. He turns off the TV and opens the door. A police officer says: Do you know who killed this women? The alien says: Me me me me! The police officer says: What did you kill her with? The alien says: Knife! Knife! Knife! The police officer says: Sorry sir, you're going to have to go to jail. The alien says: Bring it on old man, bring it on! The police officer says: OK, let's put you in a electrical chair! The alien says: Plug it in! Plug it in!
Get it!!!! Ya I think you do.
- Elixa :)